and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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