Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
