Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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