Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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