Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How did I end up in the pool?!
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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