Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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