john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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