You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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