Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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