at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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