Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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