you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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