trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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