Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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