i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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