i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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