as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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