my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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