this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just found puke in my bra..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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