youre lurking in front of me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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