he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I need to align my fucking chakras
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