You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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