Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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