eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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