That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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