I'm going to jail i love you
Pappa wants mamma naked
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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