Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize