Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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