Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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