i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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