theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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