do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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