what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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