Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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