How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
im on a boat
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