You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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