Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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