My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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