i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You took a bar mat shot.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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