Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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