lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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