We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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