its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We are all done wearing pants today
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