How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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