Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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