You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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