So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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