Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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