But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
