is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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