so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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