Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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