Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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