So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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