tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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